We are the Secret Police of Night Vale. We have made mistakes - we have made many mistakes, as a matter of fact - but we have learned from these mistakes and we will push forward. StrexCorp has fallen, and we will rebuild...

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M!A - Blind 3 days, paralyzed 6 days, deaf 7.5 days, mute 8 days.

Currently the only things I tag are ic/ooc. This is because no one has ever asked me to tag certain posts. If you need something tagged, do not hesitate to tell me.))
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rnateruess:

if you ever underestimate how bad period cramps are, just remember that my best friend suffered through full on appendicitis for two days before going to the hospital because she thought it was just cramps 

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((okay so the latest dw ep wasn’t half bad

but being the history dork I am the only thing I can focus on is that there was a Faberge Egg in one of the vaults))

posted 3 hours ago @ 20 Sep 2014 with 2 notes

welcometonightblogging:

Just imagine if Cecil wore headphones wherever he went. Like, there’d be a great long wire trailing around half of Night Vale and radio station interns would just have to follow it to know where the Voice had wandered off to now.

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destructionandmurder:

Swedish woman finds 2,000-year-old gold ring - The Local

paprikapotts:

barbaricyip:

motherfuckingnazgul:

shireen-baratheon:

#THERE ARE LITERALLY THREE MOVIES AND A HUGE-ASS BOOK EXPLAINING WHY KEEPING IT IS A BAD IDEA

"…it felt like a gift from the underworld," Lundin told The Local. "It was my magnificent ring. I didn’t want to give it up."

O_O

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itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr and Puns

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teshima-junta:

do you ever look at your url and go “hell yeah”

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tandemfatum:

KANYE VANSTON FOR nightbloggingvale AKA BABE

YOU HAVE INFECTED MY HEADCANON FOREVER MARCUS VANSTON WILL ALWAYS BE KANYE WEST

Took a break from that big piece to do some of these requests because somebody finally asked for Carlos wearing what I’m wearing after I dropped a million hints left and right

Send me a Night Vale character and a number and I’ll draw them

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Anonymous filed a report:
Fact: Bisexuals cannot participate in team sports because they end up playing for both teams.

bisexualfunfacts:

this explains so much

-vanessa

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killuangel:

don’t you think it’s kind of funny that we have these characters with magical powers that go on incredible adventures and do amazing things and that’s really impressive but after a while we’re like “okay so what if they just owned a coffee shop. imagine them filing their taxes”

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