We are the Secret Police of Night Vale. We have made mistakes - we have made many mistakes, as a matter of fact - but we have learned from these mistakes and we will push forward. StrexCorp has fallen, and we will rebuild...

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M!A - Blind 3 days, paralyzed 6 days, deaf 7.5 days, mute 8 days.

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theladymonsters:

characters who have never had families building found families are very important to me

characters who have never had friends forging their first friendships are very important to me

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steveeugenecarlsberg:

i’m so glad that cecil and dana riding off in a delorean while the dr who theme plays is a thing that we can say happened in wtnv.

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steveeugenecarlsberg:

they didn’t even call them interlopers and try to drive them out of town

university representatives: no good

friendly carnival: get the hell out of town

moon-destroying robots: HEY WELCOME TO NIGHT VALE

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bisexualfunfacts:

Fun fact: much like vampires, bi people don’t show up in mirrors.

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dogparkmayor:

Steal His Look: Chief of Ferguson Police Department

Cashmere racist suede white t-shirt - 462.56$

Versace Limited Edition pig mask - 612.40$

All-purpose steel garbage can - 14.99$

reblogged 11 hours ago @ 01 Oct 2014 with 38,089 notes via/source

shimmervee:

STEVE’S FUCKIN “okie-doke!” STEVE’S FUCKIN LOSER LAUGH STEVE’S UNRELENTING BUMBLING FUCKIN CHEERFULNESS IN THE FACE OF PEOPLE WHO INSULT EVERYTHING HE DOES & LAUGH OPENLY AT HIS IDEAS GDDAMN IT I LOVE HIM SO MUCH WHAT THE FUCK

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director-hill:

Sparks Nevada:

- is from Earth
- rights the outlaw wrongs on Mars
- not good at expressing emotions

Croach:

- ONUUUUUUUUUS

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Trick Clock? Where we're going we don't need Trick Clocks.
The Thrilling Adventure Hour & Welcome to Night Vale && Thrilling Adventure Hour & Welcome to Night Vale Live in San Diego
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"Colonel Tick-Tock, bulwark of Her Royal Majesty’s Chrono Patrol?"

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i-like-to-obsess:

the best selfie i or pearly will ever take tbh

i-like-to-obsess:

the best selfie i or pearly will ever take tbh

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