Just imagine if Cecil wore headphones wherever he went. Like, there’d be a great long wire trailing around half of Night Vale and radio station interns would just have to follow it to know where the Voice had wandered off to now.
A woman was left gobsmacked when she learned the gold ring she stumbled across in a field was 2,000 years old.
#THERE ARE LITERALLY THREE MOVIES AND A HUGE-ASS BOOK EXPLAINING WHY KEEPING IT IS A BAD IDEA
"…it felt like a gift from the underworld," Lundin told The Local. "It was my magnificent ring. I didn’t want to give it up."
KANYE VANSTON FOR nightbloggingvale AKA BABE
YOU HAVE INFECTED MY HEADCANON FOREVER MARCUS VANSTON WILL ALWAYS BE KANYE WEST
Took a break from that big piece to do some of these requests because somebody finally asked for Carlos wearing what I’m wearing after I dropped a million hints left and right
don’t you think it’s kind of funny that we have these characters with magical powers that go on incredible adventures and do amazing things and that’s really impressive but after a while we’re like “okay so what if they just owned a coffee shop. imagine them filing their taxes”